I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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