if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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