Christians are straight up FREAKS
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
Randomize
