I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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