If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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