whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
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