whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Panties = found
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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