Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
You can't special order awesome
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
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