Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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