...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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