I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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