i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
