yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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