We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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