I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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