I can't watch pbs sober anymore
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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