That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Randomize
