How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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