you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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