apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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