last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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