You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
