is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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