There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
My dick has a subreddit
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
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