we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
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