is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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