His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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