Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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