Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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