yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
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