the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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