my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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