I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Randomize
