..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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