If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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