i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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