return my video game
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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