Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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