hotel room ftw
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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