So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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