Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
