Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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