It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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