He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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