Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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