The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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