Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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