He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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