And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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