We need to rekindle our bromance
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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