ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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