The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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