I wanna bring you to show and tell
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
no you cant smoke seaweed
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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